I just logged onto Twitter. On my daily "Who to Follow" suggestions, top of the list is Mitt Romney. What the FUCK. Whoever in Twitter world comes up with that seriously does not read MY tweets.
I am, in fact, a Christian. I know you may find that hard to believe based on my frequent dropping of the F-bomb. I'm gonna lay it down like this: I think when all of those people witnessed Lazarus rise up, if the word Fuck was known, it would probably have been uttered by more than a couple of them. You know, like "Fuck yeah!" Seriously, there are a lot of beautiful, eloquent words in the thousands of languages of the world. Fuck is in nearly all of them. I can say it in three. Oh, wow, I so got sidetracked.
Anyway, when I saw that pic of Mitt, the first thing that came into my head was "he looks a little Neanderthal". It's something about the forehead. It just doesn't look right. It reminds me of
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mitt Romney
Am I wrong with this resemblance here???
Neither of them look so handsome and 21st century. Maybe I expect more from evolution. I mean, the rest of humans... We are walking all tall and upright. I should be proud of that. But, next time, Twitter, suggest Charles Manson or Gloria Allred.
I guess I could have gone with ears since today is E. Our president has big ones and I can make a case for that being a problem. But he didn't show up on my Twitter and that is what set me off...
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