Thursday, February 16, 2012

Not DaVinci's, but my own code

A long time ago, well, just a few years ago, I had a term for something that just a friend and I knew.  It was Code Nicodemus.  Whenever I said that, she knew exactly what was happening.  Now, I need a new code.  There are things I need to yell some days without actually saying them.  I need to scream just to get it out of my system and not face any repercussions five minutes later.

It should go something like this :

Tooooaaasstttt!!!!!!!!!!!! Which really means "for the love of God, get the hell out of my face!"
Oatmeal Sock Monkey!!!!!!  i.e.,  "go fuck yourself and the high horse you rode in on!"

Tire tread wirrrrrrrreeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   >>>>>>  "Do you have any GDMF idea what I am saying at all?"

Now, as for Nicodemus, I'd have to explain all that and it would just get me in a slightly warmer than tepid bird bath without the satisfaction of the code itself.

Jellyfish Jellyfish Jellyfish!

Do you have a better one?  Give me your best shot!


  1. I know how you feel. Nicholas is a teenager now, with all the complications plus his deafness and autism. When things get to stressful, I walk outside and scream as loud and long as I can. Maybe we can term this need to scream Code Nick. Thank God I don't have close neighbors that would call the law. LOL.

  2. These are great!

    I fondly remember having codes with my best friend that varied from made up names for the guys we liked, as well as our own variation of sign language. It was really quite intricate. lol


    Best wishes from one blogger to another,


    [your everyday girl,
    writing about guys]

  3. I'm with SHZag - I used to call it "primal scream therapy". Did it in high school and college, but then started having difficulties finding places to scream without people staring.

    No code-words leaping to mind, though.

  4. I do a silent scream, Red, when I'm not alone. It just doesn't have the same release. I do scream in the car with the windows down.

    I'm currently going with Banana Hammock.

    Zabrina and SHZag, you two are a match made in heaven! :-)


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