The Sookie Stackhouse novels are written by Charlaine Harris. Let's Pretend This Never Happened is written by Jenny Lawson. I have read all of the Sookies, except for the newest, which I will purchase and have signed when I meet Ms. Harris tomorrow night!!!! She's coming here to Salem College for a discussion and book signing. My friend Christi and I bought tickets yesterday. I took off work a month ago in preparation. I am thinking of putting on my best Sookie look. Should I go that way or just as my fabulous self? I might embarrass Christi in costume.
Jenny, I am patiently waiting for you to add a nearby city to your tour. I would dress up like Juanita or James Garfield, or Copernicus for you. I'd bring you my own private stash of Xanax or Klonopin. I can't take those anymore and I never throw anything away. I am always Johnny-on-the-spot with ability to throw together fantastic nachos just for you.
So, tomorrow night I get to meet one of my favorite modern authors. If I had a
, I'd go back and badger Whitman, Hardy and Chaucer for drinks and convos. What should I ask Charlaine Harris? I want to know which of the characters is her alter ego. I want to know if there are other supes that will appear in later books. Other thoughts?
Jenny, what will it take to garner a meeting with you? I'm not getting my Sookie taxidermied in custom made clothing.
